Animal Attack!

This past evening was immensely horrible.  

It started off the day before with cockroaches everywhere.  This is not a typical problem for me so I thought nothing of it.  

This night was different.  I walked in to find two huge cockroaches on my kitchen floor.  I than proceeded to go and pick something out of the sink, to which two smaller cockroaches scattered.  I than went to pick up a shirt from the ground and a cockroach went onto my arm, needless to say this did cause me to scream.  I than started to get a little anxiety.  I placed my food onto the stove and turned around to stir it up (rice and beans of course!!), I kid you not, this is noooo exaggeration, a cockroach proceeded to JUMP not climb but JUMP out of the pan where my food was cooking!!!! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN??

So needless to say I was feeling very anxious and very violated.  

I than decided to wash up and clean up the dishes.  As I am washing a dish, a cockroach falls onto it's back in the stove..... WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?? AND WHY???  It was as though it was raining cockroaches in my little cabina.  Just than Ellen and Glenn arrived (they are both volunteers) to play scrabble.  I explained my anxiety and they got rid of the cockroach that was in the stove.  During the game, I stood up to go by the sink and there was an army of ants!!! Everywhere... the stupid cockroach had left some puss or eggs or something on my stove and now there were huge ants everywhere!!!!!!!!  Soooo Ellen got rid of the cockroach whatever it left behind than the ants went away.

THAN... still we are playing scrabble. I decided that I  should pick up my guitar case that I have left on the ground...... (on no, the animal night was not over)  a huge spider than crawled onto the case!! I was freaking out!! I swear this stuff does not happen to other people!! Most people get one incident not about 80 in one night... SO Glenn swept the spider out and Ellen and I got down from standing on the chairs.  

I didn't sleep well.